…and goes up to the landlord. “I’ll have a pint please mate,” he says.
Now, obviously he might not have said it like that, because he’s Shakespeare and a poetic genius, and therefore there would have been more hey-nonny-nonnies, but stick with me.
The landlord looks at him and says “No.”
Maybe he was familiar with the Shakespearean authorship controversy. Or maybe he’d seen Keanu in Much Ado About Nothing. Who knows. Needless to say, Shakespeare is outraged.
“Why can’t I have a pint?! I’m a paying customer!!! What’s the problem?!”
The landlord looks at him and says…
I’ll get my coat.
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