Don’t Get On No Plane, Fool!

I was originally going to post about a report that claims it may be possible to develop a cloaking device (like the Klingons had in Star Trek!), but then I heard some other news that trumped that by about a gazillion times.

Mr. T is going to host a reality show, dispensing advice to people who need it. It’s called I Pity The Fool. It will, without doubt, be the greatest show ever. Hey, in the light of so many of us questioning what to do with our lives, maybe we should get application forms! Because let’s face it, if you’re going to get a celebrity to sort out your life…

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4 thoughts on “Don’t Get On No Plane, Fool!

  1. sudge

    Everything about that show screams “AMAZING” to me. The host, the title, everything.
    I cant wait, and I pity the fool that misses it
    “87. That is how many people Mr T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence”

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    1. matthewhyde Post author

      I can’t wait for the inevitable episode where Mr. T is called in to help a poor family of farmers protect their land from an evil property developer…
      “Lock him in the garage with the old tractor and all that junk. That’ll keep him out of our way!”

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    1. matthewhyde Post author

      “Get on the plane! GET ON THE PLANE!”
      “I ain’t getting on no plane, Bauer fool!”
      They would then pity each other and the resulting explosion would wipe out every bad guy within a 40 mile radius.
      Meanwhile, Face would spend all his time cracking on to Chloe, Hannibal would teach Bill how to become a master of disguise, and Curtis would have to break Murdock out of the mental hospital.
      Best. Show. Ever.

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