I Now Know The Next Leader of the Free World…

A couple of weeks ago I was on the verge of supporting Macgyver in the 2008 US Presidential elections, even though I can’t technically vote (not being American). However, I think he’s got some serious competition.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Zod 2008.

Some of you may not be familiar with Zod. A committed military man, he has a colourful background, having been banished to Krypton’s notorious Phantom Zone. Freed by a random nuclear-exploding lift, General Zod is now free to pursue a political career here on Earth.

Of course, one of his policies is that he wants to kill Superman, and I’m not altogether down with that. But hey, Zod could move to England! People are tired of Tony Blair, the Tories need a new leader, Charles Kennedy needs a couple of charismatic sidekicks…Forget ASBO’s, Zod has heat vision!

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